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Like Angband, only lame and online. [Dec. 23rd, 2006|02:06 pm]
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A good hurt. [Dec. 14th, 2006|09:10 pm]
[mood |sick]

In a few hours, day 14 of cigarettelessness begins.

(Also, I forgot to mention to many people that T is pregnant with our second kid. Like...ahem...in March. Sorry for that. Been busy. You know. *cough* Anyway.)

Also, I have a fever.
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Confucian Wedding [Apr. 20th, 2006|08:31 pm]
[music |Operation Ivy - Unity]

The Celestial Bureaucracy's divine desk-lamp shines upon our union.
The spirits of red tape and carbon paper have been appeased.
The state and commonwealth have been invited into our extant wedding.
On May 1st, a District Magistrate will place his seal on our papers.
On May 6th, we will drink beer and eat food.
Come, and seek Confucius's wisdom and blessings with us in this time
of civic splendor.



Full Party Protocol has been enacted for this event. Area 54 will be
on relaxed enforcement. Unit A.V.A. will be held off-premises.
The Monkey Clause is in effect.

Witnesses for the audience with the District Magistrate are welcome
to come and co-sign. Please contact us if interested.

Thank you,
Sylvilagus floridanus
Alligator mississippiensis, et al.
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assalamu alaikum [Feb. 21st, 2006|08:04 pm]
[music |Peter Tosh - Mystic Man]

Read more... )
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Interesting meme & more [Feb. 10th, 2006|09:43 pm]
Johari looks like fun.

I quit Starbucks last week, amicably. I started school last week.
I love school. I wish I had learned to do something craftsmanly sooner. Being able to point at an actual, physical object at the tired end of a hard day and say, "I made that today." is pretty God-damn fulfilling. The other noobs all seem to have more experience than me, either in working with their hands or with guns in general. The school doesn't outright assume a certain level of skill in noobs, but it certainly seems like they're used to such.

I need guns of any sort, by the way. Got to have them to work on for school. Broken or cheap stuff is best, unless you trust me more than I do. They're for training on.

I'm way behind on Ava pictures. There are hundreds more waiting to be sorted and uploaded to the gallery.
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I blame D. [Oct. 24th, 2005|03:51 am]
Blingo
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There is a God. [Aug. 28th, 2005|09:12 pm]
And he drinks coffee.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/08/29/wcoffee29.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/08/29/ixworld.html
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Fun! [Jul. 17th, 2005|12:57 pm]
[music |The Gits - Another Shot Of Whiskey]

Answer the following questions using Google Image Search.
Cut to lighten your load. )
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Yar? [Jul. 15th, 2005|07:55 pm]
You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations.

</td>

Ecclectic Pagan

100%

Zoroastrian Pagan

100%

Shamanic Pagan

100%

Eastern Pagan

95%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)

95%

Catholic (Pagan?)

95%

Kabbalistic Pagan

85%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan

80%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan

75%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan

75%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan

55%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans

30%

What kind of Pagan are you?
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(no subject) [Jul. 4th, 2005|09:13 pm]
Clint Eastwood
Congratulations! You scored 62!
You are the scariest tough guy and have your own set of rules that you live by. Hardly ever talking, your steely glare can literally turn the bowels of other men to jell-o, and you do not take shit from any man/group of men/army/force of nature, i.e. hurricane, tornado, etc.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 85% on tough points
Link: The Hollywood Tough Guy Test written by illoxin on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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I have no comment on this, but it strikes me as funny. [Jun. 26th, 2005|10:40 am]
[music |Natalie Merchant - Carnival]

Your Slanguage Profile

Victorian Slang: 50%
Aussie Slang: 25%
Canadian Slang: 25%
Prison Slang: 25%
Southern Slang: 25%
British Slang: 0%
New England Slang: 0%

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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2005|07:41 pm]
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:a_machine
Your haiku:do not share enough
of myself with lj at large
or teh intarweb
Username:
Created by Grahame
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... [Jun. 16th, 2005|06:31 pm]
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:a_machine
Your haiku:i used to be
your gang cohort whatever
you want to call it
Username:
Created by Grahame
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Go. [Jun. 8th, 2005|07:14 pm]
Learning to play go. Very interested.
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Pagan? [Mar. 16th, 2005|03:08 pm]
[music |chuck d - wake up the sleeping giant]

You scored as Ecclectic Pagan. A veritable blend of all the pantheons and perhaps a dash of a few other religions as well, you're the versitile Ecclectic Pagan. You have no problem wearing an ankh while setting an offering to Herne on your alter just below your image of Hera. You don't believe in coloring within the lines, and are a bright free-thinker. While you respect the views of your fellow pagans, as far as you're concerned, religion is the sky, and there's no one about to clip your wings with lines and limitations.

</td>

Ecclectic Pagan

100%

Eastern Pagan

95%

Norse Pantheonic Pagan (Asatru)

90%

Zoroastrian Pagan

85%

Kabbalistic Pagan

80%

Shamanic Pagan

80%

Egyptian Pantheonic Pagan

70%

Catholic (Pagan?)

60%

Celtic Pantheonic Pagan

55%

Roman Pantheonic Pagan

45%

Greek Pantheonic Pagan

30%

Sumerian, Babylonian, and Mesopotamian Pagans

30%

What kind of Pagan are you?
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Duh. Atheism is for heartless bitches. [Mar. 15th, 2005|08:32 pm]
[music |mike ness - don't think twice]

You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

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Buddhism

75%

agnosticism

67%

Satanism

63%

Hinduism

58%

Paganism

54%

Islam

46%

Christianity

38%

Judaism

29%

atheism

21%

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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For later. [Mar. 15th, 2005|05:32 pm]
[music |Cake - I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor]

Civilization as you know it is going to crumble, but you've got enough notice to pick ten people from your friends list to be your gang, cohort, whatever you want to call it. Who do you choose, and why?
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Fun! [Feb. 13th, 2005|04:18 pm]
Friends collage! )
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Face me, beech. [Feb. 7th, 2005|02:03 pm]
[music |misfits - i turned into a martian]

a_machine

is a Giant Robot that Stomps Around a Lot, has Heavy Metal Armour, and is Cold-Blooded and Covered in Spines.

Strength: 8 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 7



To see if your Giant Battle Monster can
defeat a_machine, enter your name and choose an attack:

fights a_machine using
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AVA! [Feb. 2nd, 2005|03:45 pm]
A real post, sort of!

My daughter is now external. Do the happy birthed daughter dance. She is Ava Nicole and her and her family members are all healthy and happy and home.

Here's a few pictures.
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